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A few Loaves Short (zany toons tftg mc)

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A Few Loaves Short
A Roaring Junction story 
     Lisa and Alex had just entered Roaring Junction on their honeymoon. They had just married a week earlier and wanted to see what the city of living cartoons was like. They checked into their hotel, and entered the honeymoon suite, a large one bedroom two bathroom hotel room that was extremely fancy. They would get settled in, and then explore the next town in the morning. When they did, they explored the entertainment district and the Tech district, before moving on to another prominent district of the town, The Zany district. It was named as such because most of the residents were zany toons. At first glance a zany toon can look similar to a pastel toon, but physically their color schemes are much more loud and clashing, such as having neon blue fur with bright orange shorts and a dark purple hat. But the main reason zany toons have their name is because they're much goofier and crazier than the average toon. Zany toons are constantly smiling, laughing at nothing, and tend to do things like wear plungers like tails and stretching their tongue out and play them like a guitar string. They don't follow the laws of physics, if they even believe physics exist, or any actual rules for that matter, and usually tend to do whatever they want in a whim. Luckily, most zany toons seem to stay deep in the city in their own district, rarely venturing out of town, much less the outer city. And none of their tricks or jokes have ever really hurt anyone, so it was okay for visitors to go there.
    Lisa and Alex could hardly miss the transition between the districts, as the buildings around shifted from semi realistic looking to buildings painted in crazy colors and patterns. The zany toons walked right past the couple, who enjoyed the nonsensical vibe in the air. They visited a few local landmarks, including a toon gag factory, a park, and a section of the toon studios, before noticing that they were getting quite hungry. Alex spotted a bakery, and the two went inside. The bakery was filled with the scent of pastries and sweets, with over a dozen masterly crafted desserts on display. Behind the counter was a large chalkboard with a dozen dessert names scribbled on it, most of them under a list marked 'Signature desserts.' While the kitchen was a whole separate room, there was a small set of counters and a brick oven behind the counter right below the menu. Tending to the oven was a large zany toon, wiggling his butt in the air as he hummed a tune that sounded like classical music one second, and pop music the next. He pulled a tray with a cake out of the oven, and stood up, showing that he was a pink furred lynx toon on a baker uniform. As he turned, he opened his deep green eyes and saw the couple. "Oh, hi there!" He said with a toothy smile. "You surprised me. I didn't know non toons were in here!" With that he nonchalantly threw the cake in the air and let it splat against his own face, as he stood there with his tongue hanging out.
    Surprised, Lisa offered to help, until the lynx toon grabbed his tongue and pulled it out until it was really long, like the magician trick with the tied together ribbons, and swept his face with it, not leaving a single trace of cake, before he pulled his tongue again and it sailed back into his mouth like a set of window shades. "I've heard that you're supposed to do that when surprised. I'm Wheat
 by the way, what can I bake for you!" He said nonchalantly.
    Alex looked over the menu. "I guess...two loaves of fruity toony Bread?"
    "Excellent! I have two flavors I know you two love birds will love!" With that, Wheat began baking, and after a few minutes gave the couple two loaves of bread that were green and teal, and about a foot long each. Lisa paid Wheat, who stuck the money in a toaster, and gave them change from a freezer. He waved them goodbye with his tail as they went back to their hotel suite. The two chose which bread loaf they wanted, and started to eat. As soon as it hits their tongues, the sweet bread slices melted into a wonderful sensation of flavors. They couldn't figure what flavor the bread was, but loved it none the less.
    As they ate, crumbs started to fall into their laps, and then small chunks of the slices, before Alex let half a slice fall right into his lap. The couple loved it so much that they couldn't stop eating the seemingly endless supply with an equally endless appetite. Alex felt a wet feeling, and for some reason, thought it was orange soda in his shoes before seeing that the pieces of bread that felt on him had literally started to melt into a green ink covering his pants. But instead of panicking, he took two more slices of bread and dropped them into the ink, letting them melt in, and then smooshing it across his legs. It seemed to fatten them up, absorbing his pants and shortening his legs, and turning his feet into four toed toon paws, and Alex wriggled his toes in delight as he kept eating the strange bread. His gut had expanded considerably, becoming big and chubby as the ink climbed his torso and ate away his shirt. It was giving him dark green fur with a lighter green on his belly, which he happily rubbed and pinched. Alex's mind had obviously changed at this point, becoming loopier and less stable as the logical part of his brain was disappearing. The changes spread up his arms, which gained horizontal stripes, and became short and fat like his legs. A pair of toon gloves appeared on Alex's hands, which tickled him greatly. He laughs heavily, as his voice gets higher and more feminine. He became more feminine, with a sea blue skirt and a red blouse, with two breasts growing from his chest. Her head was then engulfed by ink, and reformed with large pointed ears, a giant mouth with large, blocky teeth, and giant toon eyes with dark fur around them. A large striped green tail popped out right about her rump. She remembered herself as Yeast the zany raccoon.
    Meanwhile, Lisa, unaware of her partner's change, continued gobbling down the bread messily, as the crumbs and scraps she ate turned into teal ink as well, and began a similar process. It covered her legs first, making them short and round like Yeast's. Her feet were round and chubby with only four toes. It spread up her waist and torso, eating away her pants and making her a him. It made him as fat as his partner as he wobbled his belly, and continued eating. As it reached his arms, the ink ran down them, making them short and fat, as well as teal. When the toon gloves formed, he laughed like his partner, and his voice became deeper and more booming. He momentarily stopped laughing though, slowly coming to his senses. What was happening?
    Yeast shoved the piece of bread in his paw into his mouth, sending him back under the blissful haze in his mind. There was nothing bad with this at all. The goo climbed his neck, and entered his mouth, expanding it to fit more food in. Lisa smiled and swallowed two bread...thingies...at once. He couldn't remember the names of them. It made his face grow out into a fox muzzle, and made his eyes the same toon eyes that were looking at him from across the table. Finally, two teal pointed ears popped up at the top of his head, and he remembered himself as Rye, Yeast's zany toon lover. The two of them, in sync, took the rest of their bread loaves and literally shoved them down their throats, both belching loudly after.
    Their minds too far gone, the two slowly got up and waddled out of the hotel suite and into the lobby, and checked out. They then started walking somewhere. As they did, the logical part of their brains started to disappear, causing them to giggle uncontrollably. There was no reason not to bark like a non-toon dog. There was no reason not to smooch the next person they saw. No reason not to smack each in the butt until they laughed. Yeast and Rye did two of those three things, leaving a human in a toon love daze and their bottoms red. The zany couple soon found themselves in front of the same bakery from earlier, and walked in. As soon as wheat saw them, he smacked the both of them with his tongue. "You two are early! You were supposed to come in late! Now help me get to work!" The two were put in plaid and polka dot uniforms as they got to work baking. The two did what they loved, with who they loved, in the place they loved, with no pesky rules, like no smacking each other, or no having an infinitely long tongue, or no defying gravity. 
    Rye and Yeast loved their wacky lives, and and would never leave each other.
    Part of a trade with :icondeathbustereudial103:
    A couple enters Roaring Junction on their honeymoon, and stay in the zany district. They may stay there way longer then intended...
    I'll post another one soon.
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Toonvasion's avatar
Zany toon is how i want all too  to act. Just always nuts and totally out of it
 I liked this.